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Fuck, it's Jesus, hide the weed T-Shirt

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You and Your Friends are about to smoke a blunt. Suddenly you hear a knock on the door. The knock is persistent, yet gentle. Tommy looks outside. "Fuck Its Jesus, he says, "Hide the weed!"

 Everyone starts runing all over the place, scrambling to hide the weed. They throw it out the window, flush it down the toilet. Nobody wants to get to hell. 

Guys, its no use, Jesus says, I know what you are doing in there. Don't worry, Im not going to send you to hell for smoking a blunt. 

 Then Jesus thinks about it. 

Wait, he says, Did you smoke Phillies or Dutch Masters?

  • 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
  • Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Roomy Unisex Fit
  • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
  • Made by Gildan
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